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EVENT: Unknown Hinson
DATE: 10/11/2008
COVER: $12 advance/$15 day of show ages 18+
START TIME: 9:00 pm
DOORS OPEN: 8:00 pm
INFO:
Who is UNKNOWN HINSON? He's a sociopathic, gun-totin', ex-con redneck (charges
include three counts of murder one, 19 paternity suits and random grave-robbing
offenses) who's purported to be a 400-year-old vampire. He's a former carnival geek
whose midway specialties were biting the heads off "certain barnyard fowls" and
lifting 50-pound weights with his tongue. He boasts many grand titles, not the least of
which are "Chart-Toppin' King of Country & Western Troubadours Ordained" and,
most importantly (to him), "God's Gift to the Womens." Oh, and one more thing:
Unknown Hinson has previously gone on record as swearing that Hank Williams, Jimi
Hendrix and the Beatles downright stole most of their hits from him. "Them boys owe
me hundreds!"